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The FBI and the inspectors general at the Interior and Energy departments are investigating the possibility of fraudulent work on the nuclear waste dump planned for 90 miles northwest of Las Vegas. The Interior Department cited the investigations in turning down Porter's request for the scientists' presence at a hearing set for next Wednesday.

"I don't have a clue when these programs were installed. So I've made up the dates and names. ... This is as good as it's going to get. If they need more proof, I will be happy to make up more stuff."

Hey Nick hasn't a clue either and he too is more than happy to make stuff up.

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